- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Yellow People !!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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