- Anti Joke

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.