- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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