Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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