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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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