- Anti Joke

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How many light bulbs? 1

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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