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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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