Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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