- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Black people.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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