Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Women's Rights..

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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