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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

ask me if im a door yes

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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