- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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