- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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