- Anti Joke

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Anti Joke

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The Anti Joke Book

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania