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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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