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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A lot eh?

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the black guy die? cancer

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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