A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Anti Jokes = Drained

I enjoy Popcorn

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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