- Anti Joke

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Massie is a fatass

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods