- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

womens rights.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy