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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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