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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

XD Jackass.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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