- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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