- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??