What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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kennah campion when she talks

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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