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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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I have an idea! You leave.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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