If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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* anti-punchline

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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