Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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