- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A gay man watches football.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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