- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.