whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

i like turtles

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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