- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

A seal walks into a club.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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