- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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