why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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