- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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