Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

the NAACP

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Me

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Okay, after this one then...

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