What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Anti Joke

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