- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Male leadership.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A seal walks into a club.

why did the zebra cross the road?

penis

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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