George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Anti Joke

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