- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

White NBA players.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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