- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

No your aunties a joke

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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