- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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