roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

No your aunties a joke

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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