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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later