- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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