- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Did you know? . You already know!

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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