One, two, three, four and five

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

I'm homeless.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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