Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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