What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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