What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

knock knock come in !

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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