- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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