Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What does? 42

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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