Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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