so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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