How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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