What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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