what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Roses are flowers.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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