- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What is my name? I dont know

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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