- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A man did not like this site

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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