- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How about that airline food?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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