why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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