- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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