- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

u know whats a crime? rape

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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