why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why did the girl cry because she was raped

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

roak

12/23/2012

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Badabing.

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