how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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penis in the camel

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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