- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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