- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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