- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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