- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

hashtags suck balls

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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