How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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