What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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american idol

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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