Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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