- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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