A sober Irish individual.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Penis

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Tucker Rivera

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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