- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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