Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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SHUT UP JP

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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kennah campion when she talks

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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the NAACP

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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