- Anti Joke

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head