- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Roses are flowers.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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