- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

a man was shot.... he died

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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