- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

kieran is a homosexual

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anyone can post anything.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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