- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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