- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

The lion swallowed his pride.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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