Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Take wrong turns

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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