- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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