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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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