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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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