why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

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