Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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