What are annoying? Ads.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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school homewrok

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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