- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

woman's rights

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

i like turtles

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??