Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Male leadership.

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your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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