A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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knock knock go away

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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