if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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