What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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