Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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