What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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