- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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