So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Please don't shoot me

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Choir.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Brain fart

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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