Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Roses are red.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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HURT

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Black people.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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