- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I literally died laughing

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Pineapple.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How would you rule?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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