- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Death by kayak

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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