How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Urban ghettos

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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