- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

I put my baby in a microwave.

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