- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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