- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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