- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What comes after 69? 70

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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