- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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