A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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ask me if im a door yes

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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