why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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hi michael

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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