- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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