- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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