- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Amanda Knox walks home free.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Once, I went to Peru.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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