What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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my penis

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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