- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What fires shots? A gun

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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