What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What is 9+10? 19

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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