- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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