- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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