Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Double-whammy

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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