How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Good job, son.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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