A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

A baby seal walks into a club.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Anti Joke

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