How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

speak now or forever hold your pee

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Anti Joke

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