Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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