- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

* anti-punchline

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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