- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

William wright is Gay

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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