Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Mooses

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A fat guy!

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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