I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Jewwy Jewstein

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

poo

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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