Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A fat guy!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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9/11 my birthday

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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