- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What is 9+10? 19

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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