- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Nobody cares maddie!

Adam Chebali is awesome

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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