- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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