- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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