- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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