Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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This is not a joke.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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A van drives into a car.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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