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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock knock knock OCD

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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