How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Chuck Norris.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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