A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

ewrg

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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