- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

your mum

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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