Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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A pope meets another one

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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