- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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