- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

G:nock nock B:come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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