- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

* anti-punchline

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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