Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Q

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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