- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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