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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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