- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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