whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

YOLO You only like Oreos

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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