- Anti Joke

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why? Why not?

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.