Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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