Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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