- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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