What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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God is real.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Anti Joke

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