- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Albino African Americans

what's white and sticky semen

Knock Knock.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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