- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

This is not a joke.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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