- Anti Joke

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Your mom is so old she died

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.