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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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