- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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