- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tunechi

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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