roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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