Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

This isn't funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Obama

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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