- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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