If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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