Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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