- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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