- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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