Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Face...the other white meat!

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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