- Anti Joke

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )