Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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