- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Trump will make America great again.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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