- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Urban ghettos

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

knock knock go away!!!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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