Balls

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do black people eat? Food.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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