Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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