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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

i hate non minorities!

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

WILLYS

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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