- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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