- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's red and has wheels? A red car

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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