- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

So a baby seal walks into a club...

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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