Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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