- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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