- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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