How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Racial Equality

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Why? Because.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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