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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Killing your friend as a joke.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

black people

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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