- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

My Butthole.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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