Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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