- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Women's rights.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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