What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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hi jonny

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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womens rights

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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