What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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