- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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