- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

womens rights.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Mooses

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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