- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why so serious ?

Your so gay, that you like men!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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