Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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