what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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a black man pays his child support

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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