- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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