Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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