Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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