Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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