This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Male leadership.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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