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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Psychics.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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