Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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