why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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