- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

every knight i see an owl at window

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