- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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