- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Sloths

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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