what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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