- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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