- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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