- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Knock Knock. Come in.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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