- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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