What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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anti jokes are really funny

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Donald Trump

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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