Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Sloths

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

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