4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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