- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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