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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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